Sitting, and can't reach the ground: →
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when going to a friends' house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
Dumbfoundead: This is a song I wrote for my ex-girlfriend.
Dumbfoundead: It's called 'Bitch'.
When you come up with a good ass comeback
And you’re like: And the bitch is like: Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.