May 2012
Sitting, and can't reach the ground: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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story of my life
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
parents: why are you awake so early me: who said i went to sleep
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when going to a friends' house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
Dumbfoundead: This is a song I wrote for my ex-girlfriend.
Crowd: AWWWW!
Dumbfoundead: It's called 'Bitch'.
When you come up with a good ass comeback
And you’re like:
And the bitch is like:
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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
